Right, it’s rappin’ time…
If you like Hip-Hop and haven’t heard the brilliant “People Under The Weather” by Jehst (featuring Asaviour) then frankly you want a slap. Jehst has got to be one of the best rappers around, not just in the UK, and his ear for a break is, well, special…
So allow me to present [...]
Mr Belushi Schweeft – Music To Flick The Bean To…
Ok, before you all get upset about the song title, allow me to explain myself…
See, being The Schweeft isn’t easy…I completely understand how David “The Hoff” Hasselhoff feels…despite his best efforts to make a name for himself, despite numerous efforts to make what little actual talent he has spread as far and wide as he [...]
Dido Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
Dido…
She’s quite cute…has a cute voice…but lordy, is she dull…
While it’s entirely possible that a night in a sleazy hotel with yours truly, a tube of KY and a selection of phallic fruit and vegetables may well bring out the animal in her, I doubt it would have the desired effect on her music…so as [...]
Howard Jones Vs Nelly Furtado Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
I do love 80’s music…
Don’t misunderstand me, i’m not some foppish new romantic throwback with a stupid hairstyle and trousers so tight i lose the feeling in my feet…oh no…and more often than not the genre of music i listen to is likely to fall somewhere between hip-hop, ninja tune, mo wax and catskills…but every [...]
Beastie Boys Vs S.O.U.L Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
Is it a mash-up or a remix?
I don’t know…not desperately sure I even care…it’s just a “choon”…
“I work magic like a maj-ish-shunnn….” lyrical genius…
Ch Check Me Out (Download)
Duffy Vs Tag Team Vs All Seeing I Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
Ah, Duffy…
The diminuative Welsh songbird captured the imagination of millions with her debut single “Mercy”, a slab of 60’s influenced pop that was both credible and commercial…until we got sick to fucking death of hearing it all fucking day and all fucking night on radio, tv, mobile phones and in supermarkets and electrical stores up [...]
Doris Day Vs Black Sheep Vs Random Hollywood Actors Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
Diggin’ In The Crates…
I made this tune way back in 2000…on my Commodore Amiga 1200…and when I finally got a PC and CuBase I re-made it…I did love my Amiga, it was a brilliant piece of hardware that did literally everything you could need it to and had the developers supported it properly it might [...]
Mr Belushi Schweeft – Nineteeneightyfive
Once again, not a mash-up, more an homage to the synthesizer pop of the early to middle 1980’s…friends will probably be sick to death of this as they’ve heard it a million times, but I still think this is just about the best original song i’ve made…
Nineteeneightyfive (Download)
LL Cool J Vs Corner Stone Cues Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
Hmm…this was a challenge…
The gauntlet was laid down…i was presented with 2 very different tracks to mash…LL Cool J’s “Father”, which borrowed heavily from George Michael, and the Corner Stone Cues “Requiem for a Tower” (also known as “Requiem for a Dream”), the hilariously bombastic music used in Trailers for “Lord Of The Rings- The [...]
Lemonjelly Vs Blak Twang Vs Joni Rewind
Ok, ok, i mentioned it earlier…the first mash-up I ever made…
Take a splash of Lemonjelly, a little Joni and garnish with some Blak Twang…mix it all together and this is what you get…as surprising and simultaneously disturbing as a Peter North money shot…(google it, if you really, really, have no idea…)
The Bonafide Funk Of King Raam (download)
Roots Manuva Vs Michael Viner’s Incredible Bongo Band Vs RJD2 Vs Demon Boyz Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
HARDCORE BRITISH HIP-HOP!
For those of you who were there between 1989 and 1993, “Brit-Core” was the UK’s answer to the increasingly banal “jazz thing” that was going on in American Hip-Hop. Don’t get me wrong, i loved A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Gang Starr et al, but sometimes it was nice to kick [...]
Mr Belushi Schweeft – Just A Touch Of Soul
No, not a mash-up this time…just a touch of soul…see how i did that? Segue must be the middle name i never had…a fucking stupid middle name, granted…
Just A Touch Of Soul (download)
Eminem Vs Cut Chemist Vs The Coral Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
Back again…well, if you’re ploughing through this site then i haven’t been anywhere…but actually i have…you just have no idea…because you’re so 2-dimensional…cast aside your ignorant perceptions and beliefs…you have no idea what’s out there and how it all works…for all you know, you’re reading this before i’ve even written it…
Anyway…
This time around, for your [...]
Muse Vs Justin Timberlake Vs White Stripes Vs Q-Tip Vs The Wiseguys Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
Oooooooh yes, like Churchill the dog might say…
This track signifies the moment when i moved from would-be home producer to world dominator and king of all men…women, well, never had too much luck with them so it’s unlikely they’d want me as their king…
an epic mash-up…kick back and enjoy…
Oooh La Breathe! It’s My Supermassive Love [...]
Howard Jones Vs Eminem Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
Hey kids,
For those that were down with the Schweeft back in the day, you may recall my 2002 schweefter mash-up debut, a song that captured the minds and hearts of literally millions of real people i invented in my sad little imagination…you don’t remember? It doesn’t matter, i had no intention of posting it anyway. [...]
Mr Belushi Schweeft – Wall Of Sound (Part 1 and 2)
Welcome,
For my first trick i’m starting with one of less successful musical babies to burst out of my audio womb and announce itself to the world…
It’s a Demo…it’s rough…it’s part Hip-Hop, part Big Beat, part Northern Soul…I had no idea what i was trying to do…
Wall Of Sound (Parts 1 & 2) (Download)
