Mr Belushi Schweeft – It’s The Jazz Of The Schweefter

Sometimes, it’s good to just relax…
I find that Jazz helps me relax. Jazz magazines help me relax “in a gentleman’s way” (credit due to Roger’s Profanasaurus) and Jazz music helps me unwind while simultaneously stimulating my mind…nice…
Jazz is also the name of an Autobot. I very much enjoyed the recent Transformers movie and I look [...]

Mr Belushi Schweeft – A Song For Whoever / Dirty Sex

Sometimes, the Schweefter gets lonely…
Sometimes, when the Schweefter gets lonely he pays for an “escort” to “relax” him to “completion” for around “£50″ for an “unhurried” period of time…which is normally about 15 minutes…
Sometimes, after the Schweefter has been sufficiently “relaxed” he feels guilty and a bit perverted and desperate…
Sometimes, after all this has happened…he [...]