Sometimes, the Schweefter gets lonely…
Sometimes, when the Schweefter gets lonely he pays for an “escort” to “relax” him to “completion” for around “£50″ for an “unhurried” period of time…which is normally about 15 minutes…
Sometimes, after the Schweefter has been sufficiently “relaxed” he feels guilty and a bit perverted and desperate…
Sometimes, after all this has happened…he settles down with a nice hot cup of tea and writes a poem…actually, not really…he creates a mournful piece of music that reflects his mood…
This is one such piece of music…
Song for Whoever
Sometimes, afterwards, he decides things aren’t so bad after all and makes a piece of much that reflects his state of mind while he was having the naughty experience earlier that day…
Dirty Sex (download)
(the views and opinions expressed in “Dirty Sex” do not necessarily reflect the views of Mr Belushi Schweeft and should not be considered as an accurate summary of his personal politics or beliefs, more a self-depricating and ironic take on an experience with a prostitute, an experience that didn’t really happen but if it had then maybe he might have felt that way…after all, £50 is a lot for a handjob when a couple of glasses of wine and some flattery normally achieves the same end result.)
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