Sometimes, it’s good to just relax…
I find that Jazz helps me relax. Jazz magazines help me relax “in a gentleman’s way” (credit due to Roger’s Profanasaurus) and Jazz music helps me unwind while simultaneously stimulating my mind…nice…
Jazz is also the name of an Autobot. I very much enjoyed the recent Transformers movie and I look forward to the sequel.
I also like the fact that when describing something in a situation when brevity is vital, rather than firing off a complete description, that could take hours, you can simply state what you’re describing and follow it with “…and all that Jazz” and people will know exactly what you mean. That’s clever.
I also like the sound of “Acid Jazz”…and even though I don’t condone the use of drugs, I reckon it’s really good.
Jazz can also be a boy’s name and an abbreviation of a girl’s name…but it’s not in the top 100 most popular boys names. Jazz also rhymes with Spaz…which is a naughty word we’re not allowed to say anymore, even though it makes you laugh. If you just laughed, you should pray for foregiveness as you’re a terrible person.
Jazz. Jazz. Jazz. Jazz. Jazz. The more you look at the word, the less it makes sense to you. Jazz, Jazz, Jazz. I mean, 2 “z”’s…that’s some crazy shit. Even Crazy, which is crazy, only has 1 “z”. Jazz, Jazzy, Jazzy, Jazz. Jazz.
It’s The Jazz Of the Schweefter
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