Yep…well…
There will be no more Schweefter Music…the tracks on this post are the final efforts of mr belushi schweeft, culled from 3 separate, unfinished, projects. You may or may not be able to separate the tracks into 3 different categories but frankly it matters not, i just hope you enjoy them.
During the early 2000’s, i was regularly [...]
Schweefter Is Dead…
Mr Belushi Schweeft – Religious Justice
I don’t know why i called this tune “Religious Injustice”…
I made this back in the day when i was trying to replicate DJ Shadow…plundering from David Axelrod (as the Shadowy one did on numerous occasions) among others…i only even made the track because of the quote at the beginning…gotta love those American TV evangelists…especially when [...]
Mr Belushi Schweeft – It’s The Jazz Of The Schweefter
Sometimes, it’s good to just relax…
I find that Jazz helps me relax. Jazz magazines help me relax “in a gentleman’s way” (credit due to Roger’s Profanasaurus) and Jazz music helps me unwind while simultaneously stimulating my mind…nice…
Jazz is also the name of an Autobot. I very much enjoyed the recent Transformers movie and I look [...]
Mr Belushi Schweeft – A Song For Whoever / Dirty Sex
Sometimes, the Schweefter gets lonely…
Sometimes, when the Schweefter gets lonely he pays for an “escort” to “relax” him to “completion” for around “£50″ for an “unhurried” period of time…which is normally about 15 minutes…
Sometimes, after the Schweefter has been sufficiently “relaxed” he feels guilty and a bit perverted and desperate…
Sometimes, after all this has happened…he [...]
Mr Belushi Schweeft – But Only In America…
“…There’s nothing on the TV, nothing on the radio that means that much to me…“
And so said some pretentious British rock band a while ago…of America.
Yes, America…now you can’t blame the people of America for being American. It’s really not their fault and you have to say that given the way history panned out, we’ve [...]
Richie Valens Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
Back in the day…when people still listened to Fatboy Slim tunes…when Britney Spears wasn’t a mentalist…when people thought Drum’n’Bass was an important development in British Music…when Shearer still played for England…before the President of the United States authorised the deployment of two American Airlines jumbo jets to crash into the World Trade Towers in order that he [...]
DJ Shadow Vs The Beatnuts Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
This is the second mash-up I made in the world, ever….
My kid brother introduced me to a lot of things when we both still lived at home…unlike Bill Clinton there’s absolutely no doubt i did inhale…thai weed aside, he introduced me to the work of the Ninja Tune record label and i’ve been a die-hard [...]
Mr Belushi Schweeft – TheHappyTerrorDiscoFunkConspiracy
Read the previous post…
Done that? Good boy…or girl…whatever…
So i lied…a little…I did make one track for my concept album…I hope you like the way I juxtapose a fairly nice disco-ish beat and bass with some pretty serious subject matter…and if you don’t, well, you can just lick my arse clean. I’m serious, i haven’t showered [...]
Mr Belushi Schweeft – Faith And Murder
Oooh, sounds political…
It’s not…sorry to disappoint…it’s no more political than cotton bud, but there is a backstory, if you’ll indulge me…
I had an idea for a concept album many moons ago…in short i’d cut up sections of speeches made by celebrities, politicians, public figures etc. and, well, mash them up and put them to music…seemed [...]
Jurassic Five Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
I love Jurassic Five…I read an article in “The Metro” by some Mercury Award Nominee (I can’t remember his name but his monicker suggested the “band” was him and some other blokes, even though he was a solo artist). Anyway, he was an ignorant prick who thought he was famous enough to play judge and jury [...]
Mr Belushi Schweeft – Music To Flick The Bean To…
Ok, before you all get upset about the song title, allow me to explain myself…
See, being The Schweeft isn’t easy…I completely understand how David “The Hoff” Hasselhoff feels…despite his best efforts to make a name for himself, despite numerous efforts to make what little actual talent he has spread as far and wide as he [...]
Dido Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
Dido…
She’s quite cute…has a cute voice…but lordy, is she dull…
While it’s entirely possible that a night in a sleazy hotel with yours truly, a tube of KY and a selection of phallic fruit and vegetables may well bring out the animal in her, I doubt it would have the desired effect on her music…so as [...]
Howard Jones Vs Nelly Furtado Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
I do love 80’s music…
Don’t misunderstand me, i’m not some foppish new romantic throwback with a stupid hairstyle and trousers so tight i lose the feeling in my feet…oh no…and more often than not the genre of music i listen to is likely to fall somewhere between hip-hop, ninja tune, mo wax and catskills…but every [...]
Beastie Boys Vs S.O.U.L Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
Is it a mash-up or a remix?
I don’t know…not desperately sure I even care…it’s just a “choon”…
“I work magic like a maj-ish-shunnn….” lyrical genius…
Ch Check Me Out (Download)
Duffy Vs Tag Team Vs All Seeing I Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
Ah, Duffy…
The diminuative Welsh songbird captured the imagination of millions with her debut single “Mercy”, a slab of 60’s influenced pop that was both credible and commercial…until we got sick to fucking death of hearing it all fucking day and all fucking night on radio, tv, mobile phones and in supermarkets and electrical stores up [...]
Doris Day Vs Black Sheep Vs Random Hollywood Actors Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
Diggin’ In The Crates…
I made this tune way back in 2000…on my Commodore Amiga 1200…and when I finally got a PC and CuBase I re-made it…I did love my Amiga, it was a brilliant piece of hardware that did literally everything you could need it to and had the developers supported it properly it might [...]
Mr Belushi Schweeft – Nineteeneightyfive
Once again, not a mash-up, more an homage to the synthesizer pop of the early to middle 1980’s…friends will probably be sick to death of this as they’ve heard it a million times, but I still think this is just about the best original song i’ve made…
Nineteeneightyfive (Download)
LL Cool J Vs Corner Stone Cues Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
Hmm…this was a challenge…
The gauntlet was laid down…i was presented with 2 very different tracks to mash…LL Cool J’s “Father”, which borrowed heavily from George Michael, and the Corner Stone Cues “Requiem for a Tower” (also known as “Requiem for a Dream”), the hilariously bombastic music used in Trailers for “Lord Of The Rings- The [...]
Lemonjelly Vs Blak Twang Vs Joni Rewind
Ok, ok, i mentioned it earlier…the first mash-up I ever made…
Take a splash of Lemonjelly, a little Joni and garnish with some Blak Twang…mix it all together and this is what you get…as surprising and simultaneously disturbing as a Peter North money shot…(google it, if you really, really, have no idea…)
The Bonafide Funk Of King Raam (download)
Roots Manuva Vs Michael Viner’s Incredible Bongo Band Vs RJD2 Vs Demon Boyz Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
HARDCORE BRITISH HIP-HOP!
For those of you who were there between 1989 and 1993, “Brit-Core” was the UK’s answer to the increasingly banal “jazz thing” that was going on in American Hip-Hop. Don’t get me wrong, i loved A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Gang Starr et al, but sometimes it was nice to kick [...]
Mr Belushi Schweeft – Just A Touch Of Soul
No, not a mash-up this time…just a touch of soul…see how i did that? Segue must be the middle name i never had…a fucking stupid middle name, granted…
Just A Touch Of Soul (download)
Eminem Vs Cut Chemist Vs The Coral Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
Back again…well, if you’re ploughing through this site then i haven’t been anywhere…but actually i have…you just have no idea…because you’re so 2-dimensional…cast aside your ignorant perceptions and beliefs…you have no idea what’s out there and how it all works…for all you know, you’re reading this before i’ve even written it…
Anyway…
This time around, for your [...]
Muse Vs Justin Timberlake Vs White Stripes Vs Q-Tip Vs The Wiseguys Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
Oooooooh yes, like Churchill the dog might say…
This track signifies the moment when i moved from would-be home producer to world dominator and king of all men…women, well, never had too much luck with them so it’s unlikely they’d want me as their king…
an epic mash-up…kick back and enjoy…
Oooh La Breathe! It’s My Supermassive Love [...]
Howard Jones Vs Eminem Vs Mr Belushi Schweeft
Hey kids,
For those that were down with the Schweeft back in the day, you may recall my 2002 schweefter mash-up debut, a song that captured the minds and hearts of literally millions of real people i invented in my sad little imagination…you don’t remember? It doesn’t matter, i had no intention of posting it anyway. [...]
Mr Belushi Schweeft – Wall Of Sound (Part 1 and 2)
Welcome,
For my first trick i’m starting with one of less successful musical babies to burst out of my audio womb and announce itself to the world…
It’s a Demo…it’s rough…it’s part Hip-Hop, part Big Beat, part Northern Soul…I had no idea what i was trying to do…
Wall Of Sound (Parts 1 & 2) (Download)
Schweefter Music – I want nothing other than global recognition…
Evening all…
Regular readers…both of them…will probably be aghast to see that all my blog entries are gone…well, truth is i just couldn’t be bothered to keep writing them. Had i received countless comments for each one I might have been inclined to carry on…but that was never really going to happen, was it.
So, instead, welcome [...]
