I’m not sure why you’d need to get in touch, but if you do, try one of the following…
1) email
2) telephone
3) mail (as in, write a letter, pop it in an envelope, buy a stamp, attach it to the envelope and place in a mailbox…like when you’re applying for a new credit card)
4) shouting (this method works only if you’re within 10 metres of me; any further than that and i’m sure to ignore you anyway)
5) smoke signals
6) television advertising (works only if you know FOR SURE that i’m watching the appropriate commercial tv station at the appropriate time)
7) billboard campaign in London train stations / advertising on Network Southeast Trains.
Yep, that should do it, one of them is sure to work.
What’s that you say? You don’t have my email address? Well of course not, you’re a complete stranger to me! Sorry, what? We’re friends? Come now, if we were friends you’d already have my email address and probably my telephone number too…we wouldn’t need to be having this conversation…
No unhinged people here please; if you want to get hold of me, leave a comment on one of my posts and i’ll get back to you. If I decide you’re not weird, we can talk. If you are weird, or I feel there’s something not quite right about you, please don’t be offended if I never talk to you again.
Schweefter Out!
…not interested in talking to anyone who reminds me of this scene…
…you know who you are…
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