Thanks

If you’ve arrived at this page intentionally then you clearly don’t know me very well…

I don’t need to thank anyone…i did this by myself…the fact that you’re reading this means you think that:-

a) I am so weak and so hopelessly desperate to make and keep friends that I’ll thank anyone for anything, e.g “and this goes out to Deano, who once put a pot noodle in my trolley for me, back in ‘95..peace, my brother“…and thus your name ends up in my “thank you’s” list…

b) I am so utterly submissive of you that I worship your every move, your every breath and I pray to the God of you every day and thank him or her that you are alive…and thus your name ends up in my “thank you’s” list…

c) I have no way of expressing gratitude in any human way that you would deem appropriate or satisfactory, so to show i care about what you think, the supposed influence you’ve had on my music career thus far and as a lovely little surprise for you when you can finally be arsed to look at the fucking site in the first place…your name ends up in my “thank you’s” list…

Well, you were wrong, weren’t you, on every count, although i must admit the fact that you thought I’d put your name here, and that i have subsequently disappointed you…gives me the horn.

That’s a little tough love, “schweefter” style for ya…you arrogant shit.

That said, i feel I should thank former Leicester City striker Steve Claridge for the two Cup Final-winning goals he scored for us in 1996 and 1997…

http://www.fanchants.com/football-songs/leicester_city-chants/super-steve/

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